Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Top 10 signs you are in Pune

You know you are in Pune when:

1. Your consumption of kanda pohe and chai exceeds limits set by the EPA.
2. Every restaurant is suffixed 'rice plate'.
3. The only place you see chicks is E-square or Inox.
4. You get homes on rent without any documentation or a 11-month lease agreement.
5. You see women riding two wheelers with covered hair and faces, resembling terrorists.
6. You notice that places are named according to the days of the week.
7. Cops don't catch you for jumping a red light.
8. You walk in the afternoon sun without sweating a drop.
9. The only mode of transport is your car or bike.
10. Getting from one end of the city to another doesn't take more than 45 minutes.