Thursday, October 12, 2006

Gajaj leads Homosexual Parade with Gulsar

By a staff reporter
October 12, 2006

As per AutoReport 2006, Gajaj Auto Ltd., leads the homosexual parade with their avant garde, top seller, the Gulsar motorcyle. Going by the cliché 'Definately Male', Gulsar has stirred up a storm in the Indian biking scene. With 8 out of 10 bikes sold being Gulsars, the biker tribe sure knows where to put its money.

Speaking to this reporter, Sunny Darling, 22, a Gulsar 180 owner said "I simply love my Gulsar 180. It is the best form of expression for me. You know so many guys check me out when I'm riding my Gulsar!"

Gajaj expects to sell about 30,000 units during the current fiscal. Rahul Gajaj, the MD of Gajaj Auto Ltd. said "The Gulsar is not just a bike. It is an expression and the voice of homosexuality in India. With the Gulsar, we aim to reach out to every guy who loves to ride a male motorcycle."

Gajaj Auto Ltd. will also be hosting the annual gay parade, ANALyze2006, where over 2000 homosexuals are expected to ride their Gulsars in a subjective formation.

5 Comments:

At 4:47 AM, Blogger NABEEL said...

Lol!! uve lost it mate!! my my.. from Pulsar to Gulsar, the narration is hillarious. You are going anything but 'soft' on Bajaj, but hey, is this a desperate attempt to malign India's highest selling bike and save some face for the mediocre karizma??? ;)

 
At 1:30 AM, Blogger mErCuRiAn said...

Mediocre ZMA? You're gonna eat my dust, Alto Boy!

 
At 10:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so very very mean...
I likes :)

 
At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...sharon
...forgot the teeny detail

 
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